The "Kids" Parody
Lovejoy: Kids! You've had your fun
now we've had our fill.
Homer: Yeah! You're only here 'cause Marge forgot her pill.
Wiggum: Kids, you're all just scandalizing, vandalizing punks.
Krusty: Channel-hopping, Ritalin-popping monkeys!
Please don't quit the fan-club!
Marge: Kids! I can nag and nag 'til my hair turns blue!
Edna: Kids! You bum my smokes and don't say 'thank you'!
Rod & Todd: Why can't you be like we are?
Erwachsene: Oh, what a bunch of brats!
Moe: We oughta drown you just like cats!
Bart: Adults! You run our lives like you're Colonel Klink!
Nelson: Adults! You strut around like your farts don't stink!
Lisa: Adults! You're such a drooling, boring, boozing
boring bunch. Surly, meany, three-martini lunchers...
Ralph: I just ate a thumbtack!
Milhouse: Adults! They're always telling us to...
Grampa: ... shut your traps!
Jasper: Eh ... we're fed up with all you whipper-snaps!
Senioren: We're tryin' to get some sleep here, it's almost six-fifteen! What's the matter with...
Erwachsene: Don't you treat us like...
Kinder: Can't you just lay off...
Senioren: We're sick of all of you!
Alle: Kids... to... day!