Everybody Hates Ned Flanders
Homer: His name is Ned!
Homer, Carl & Lenny: E-R-S..
Homer: That's a stupid name!
He's worse than Frankenstein or Dr. No!
David Byrne: You can't upset him even slightly
He just smiles and nods politely
Then goes home and worships nightly.
His Leftorium is an emporium of woe!
Homer, Carl & Lenny: F-L-A..
Homer: Don't yell at Ned.
Homer, Carl & Lenny: D-E-R..
Homer: His wife is dead!
Everybody hates that stupid jerk.
David Byrne: Springfield rocks with Homer's joyous loathing
Filling clubs with angry Valentinos.
You don't have to move your feet
Just hate Flanders to the disco beat.
David Byrne & Homer: He's your perky, peppy, nightmare neighborino!
Homer & Ned: If you despise polite left-handers
Then I doubt you'll like Ned Flanders
Or his creepy little offspring Rod and Todd!
Rod, gesprochen: That's us!
Todd, gesprochen: Hooray!
Apu: His name is Ned
Apu: He is so white bread!
Kirchenchor: The smiling mustached geek who walks with God!
Reverend Lovejoy, gesprochen: Mass dismissed.