Minimum Wage Nanny
Lisa: If you wish to be our sitter
Please be sweet and never bitter.
Help us with math and book reports
Bart: Might I add - eat my shorts!
Bart: Just cuttin' through the treacle.
Lisa: If Maggie's fussy, dont avoid her
Bart: Let me get away with moider!
Lisa: Teach us songs and magic tricks
Homer: Might I add - no fat chicks!
Lisa: The nanny we want is kindly and sage
Homer: And one who will work for minimum wage.
Lisa: Hurry nanny, things are grim
Grampa: I'll do it!
Bart & Lisa: Anyone but him.